Below are some of the most funny shayaris I have received in fwd-emails.

Irshaad. Irshaad.

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
Yeh dil maange more.. Yeh dil maange more..

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar dooba gaye yaaron..

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya?

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Woh sadak ke is paar thi,
Hum sadak ke us paar the;

Kuch hum aage badhe,
Kuch woh aage badhi;

Hum kuch aur aage badhe,
Woh bhi Kuch aur aage badhi;

Hum kuch aur aage badhe,
Woh bhi Kuch aur aage badhi;

Ab hum sadak ke us par the,
Aur woh sadak ke is par thi;

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Aapne mere man se khela,
Aapne mere tan se khela,
Aapne mere dhan se khela
Aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
well played! well played! well played!!

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Mein tere pyar mein kitna pita chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein kitna pita chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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before marrige
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi milti.

after marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
Jaise kal chamak rahe the !!!

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
KE KYON kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath;
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath;
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath.

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote...

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Ladka bola:
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Irshaad. Irshaad.

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya.hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

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wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat
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abey taali bajayi ki nahin tune.

This post is dedicated to my Pakistani friend Shafiq. Who is a brilliant student (GPA 3.99/4) and his shayaris/jokes were the heart of every gathering/party we had at WUT. We missed you a lot Shafiq (specially Rashed Bhai.) But then he also found someone else. Ha ha.

Here is my tribute to Shafiq:

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Shafiq's obsession
Don't ask me whats going on in the photo.

3 comments:

vp said...

yeh kya ho raha hai?!

rtotla said...

Kuldip,

Good funny shayaris. I hope you will come up with some more forward funny shayaris.

You can also check out mmy collection of shayaris on Arz Kiya Hain

Thanks,
RTotla

garhwalk said...

Thank you, RTola.

I glanced through your collection of shayaris, its wonderful.

Kuldip