1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein
Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds.
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep
trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.
But you can't!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Make sure you pass this on to your friends... They won't be able to
believe it either!!!
Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay
on the topic "A Poor Family".. One student gets the lowest marks for
writing that essay.. The student happens to be the richest girl in the
entire class and her essay goes on as.......
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb
they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!
Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard
bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey
chicken nahi khaaya tha.
3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka
A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint
nahi hua tha!!
Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye
they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!
All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi!!
The chandelier at shri bhumi
Durga Ma in the Making
The controversial HARRY POTTER PANDEL in Salt Lake City, Calcutta
The pandel is suppose to b a replicate of the Hogwarts School as in the Harry Potter book n movie. But it seems JK ROwling also wanted a share of the fun, so she did a court case on the pandel maker and now they have to pay Rs 20 lakhs as fine.
Durga Ma going away
Shri Bhumi Pandel
Durga Ma at the Shri Bhumi Pandel
All the above pics are taken from my motorola motorokr e6 mobile.
Recently, my uncle had an tiny operation, so we were at the hospital. Here are few glimpses of that.
A funny thing happened. We were sitting in the hospital room past visiting hours, talking to uncle, giving him company. A couple of time the nurse came and told us to leave, and we said ya ya we are just leaving in 2mins. In this went on for like half an hour. The the head nurse came to escort us out. And guess what she ended up talking to all of us for like half an hour. Hahaha.
Head nurse with uncle.
Tirupati Balaji at the Bell Vue Hospital, Kolkata
View from the hospital room.
Shyam & Sanjay Jiju exhausted.
Really colorful & lighten up chemist shop
The head nurse again
type: personal photo blog
owner: kuldip kumar garhwal
start date: 28 Dec, 2005
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Thank you all.
About Shamasis Bhattacharya
"being oneself eludes the trauma of beckoning the greener grass" - shamasis bhattacharya
Shamasis Bhattacharya is actually born on the 1st of April!
He is a natural Arian. As a person, he is very helpful, kind and is very soft-hearted. He loves animals, trees, people and nature. He is very practical, diplomatic and pragmatic. No doubt he is very lazy and sleeps for over 10 hours! His favourite colour is red - the colour of passion and his favourite number is 21.
He studied at South Point High School till the fourth standard. There, he used to be a pretty unnoticed an unworthy student. Somehow, though he found his friends there to be very cool, yet he used to feel an "out of system" person in his academics. (He sincerely pays his regards to Nilanjana Aunty, who was his class teacher of his final year in that school. He still remembers her.)
Thanks to his dad and Aunt, that the problem was unearthed and he was shifted to ISC board from Madhyamik. He got admitted to Don Bosco School Liluah. And completed his +2 from that school itself. In the new school, things were different. Not only was the style of teaching different, but also the entire environment was very homely (unlike the over-professional environment of South Point.) In his school, he discovered lots of talent in himself, which had been lying locked and uncovered in his previous school. He was the President of the Computer Club of DBL for consecutive three years. (Thanks to Sir Suman Ray, without whom his knack for computers would have had remained unnoticed.) During the same tenure, he had been associated with The Statesman Voices and he was the first School Coordinator from DBL for The Statesman Voices Supplement. He was a regular writer of news reports, short stories, poems and other pieces. He still cherishes those huge number of fan mails which, in fact, he still receives. hat was not it, he used to be a regular event anchor in his school, outside school and for Statesman as well. His oratory skills landed him with lots of debate and extemporé certificates in his purse. (He believes that he owes all his skill in English Language to Mrs. Ratna Halder of his school and to his beloved Aunt.)
However, these did not harm his academics to a very great extent. He received a modest 80% in ISCE and 84% in ISC. But, to top it all, he cherishes his highest of 98% in his computer marks. (Once again thanks to Sir Suman Ray. But He still does wonder how he lost two marks!)
He secured a good rank in AIEEE and got admitted to Techno Group's Netaji Subhash Engineering College in BTECH Computer Science and Technology. Keeping a steady SGPA f 8.22, he secured a placement at CTS (Cognizant Technology Solutions) from his college.
Out of all these activities, he did not forget his hobbies and passion. His hobbies include playing the guitar (which he is still learning,) writing his book of short-stories and poems and finally... COMPUTERS.
People say that Computer is his second girlfriend! And that he believes to be very true. Since the second standard, he was fascinated with computers. And his first break arrived when his dad bought him a PC in class seven. (Even after having bought a second PC, he cannot sell off his old and the first one. Because he believes that whether be it living or non-living, love and commitment should be shown to all. Just like we will not dump our friends if they become old, similarly...). Sorry for being emotional, but it should be mentioned that he values emotions a hell lot.
He had been assembling computers, developing applications and websites since the ninth standard. Beginning with his Club's website, now he has a whole bunch of sites and applications under his belt. He has his own Company named "TwentyOne Innovations", since he was sixteen years of age. Under his company, he has designed websites for his school, for is school past pupil association http://www.dblpp.org/ (which had received international accreditation of the WORLD'S TOP TEN Websites by LETU, USA.) He has also developed websites for other NGOs (temporarily uploaded at: http://www.bandelchurch.tk )
His Company (21i) is [b]presently designing websites of the Telegraph News Group: http://www.telegraphindia.com/penguinoffer/, and the official website for Sananda Tilottama Beauty Pageant: http://www.tilottama.in/. These are just a few to mention. Also note: (http://www.nutradvice.com/, http://www.xcuseme.co.in/, http://24framesonline.com/, http://111.kyakare.com/, http://www.eregnow.com/, etc )
For those who want to know his technical skills, I will be brief: C/C++/C#, VB/VB.NET, INTERDEV, HTML/DHTML, ASP, JSP, SQL, J2EE, MS DBMS, VB/JAVA SCRIPTING, PHP, etc. Presently working on J2ME for Mobile Embedded Technology, XML and XSLT.
This was Shamasis Bhattacharya as I saw from outside.
But, what is he from inside, is something that I will write later (very soon.) till then I want you all to express what you know or speculation of what he is from the inside.
S/O Shamasis Bhattacharya.
PS: S/O implies Shadow Of
PS from Kuldip: I published this without Shamasis's permission. Sis, I hope you dont mind.
- Resturent (Restaurant)
- Indiyan (Indian)
- Chines (Chinese)
- Mugaliya (Muglai)
- Deses (Desi)
Really tasty veg sizzler platter. The sad part was that I was with Sharad that day and we both were not that hungry that we could each one platter each. so we had to order veg, instead of the NON VEGETARIAN PLATTER. Anyways, I shall go again.
Recently I along with my brother Manoj & Jiju Ramesh visited this really huge sheet factory, on the outskirts of Calcutta on Delhi road. The factory was really huge & the most amazing thing was the level of automation found. could barely see any workers handling the machines, it was all automated.
I was at Pizza Hut with my brother having lunch and we witnessed this nauanki. Here is the deal, if its your BDay and you are at Pizza Hut and you stand on the chair and shout out to everybody that its your bday,the pizza hut folks give you a pizza for free, after making you do some more nautanki. Cool.