Santa & Banta

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW.

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.

Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs? Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am- 11am.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye. Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.

Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha.

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich. Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karaan? Banta: Karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai.