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According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.

Work like a DOG, Live like a KING.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Improve your image - be seen with me!

This is an "A" "B" conversation so "C" your way out of it.

Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you they don't laugh either!

I'm not really this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet!

I don suffer frm insanity!! I enjoy every moment of it!!

People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel.

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common.

If they give you lined paper, write the other way.

If you REALLY think outside the box, there would be no box.

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