Lesson one should learn

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed...

Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove,I left early to go shopping. Love You!"...
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Martin asks, "Son,what happened last night?"...
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a
black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Martin asks, "So, why
is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"...
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, "Lady
leave me alone!

I'm married!...
Moral of the story:-

Self-induced hangover - Rs 400.00,
Broken furniture - Rs 5,000.00,
Breakfast - Rs 20.00
Saying the Right Things While Drunk -PRICELESS...

THERE ARE SOME THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY... FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE'S MASTERCARD