1. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
2. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
3. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
4. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
5. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
6. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
7. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
8. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
9. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
10. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
11. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
12. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
13. Many more such one liners at 123Fungama.