shayar: teri jheel si akhon main doob jaane ko dil chahata hai
shayar: teri jheel si akhon main doob jaane ko dil chahata hai
shayar: teri jheel si akhon main doob jaane ko dil chahata hai
public: aray aaage toh bolo
shayar: ARAY MEREKO SWIMMING KAHAN AATA HAI

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Pyari Sitta,

Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi,
Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda si.
Main is Bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan,
Tu bilkul tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.
Main AIRTEL da postpaid le liya si, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta,
Chal koi ni maine aana ta hai hi. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu.
Main tere naal bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme 1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz mere ko SMS kari.
Chinta na kari, jab bhi gal karne ko ji kare, ek miss call mar diyo. Main yaha se tenu baat kar levenga.
Tu Mere bill di chinta na kariyo, Sugreev nu payment da jimma de ditta si.

Accha OK
See Uuuu.
With Luv
Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM

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Here is the testimonial my friend Sharad Agarwal wrote for me:

"kuldip aka kuldip...well no name that i could think about...the only thing that strikes me when i think abt him is his energetic and lively behaviour which very few possess...i do...everyone knows that...
he is really a hard working chap...and does his work with utmost care and diligence....
total freak abt gadgets and electronic stuff and half of the time we chat abt those stuff only...and ya we also share common liking for english movies... 
i can trust him with my eyes closed... except... when he is behind me...ha ha ha...jus jokin
he is a true friend and brother to me

kuldip, vineet, arun and me have been together from school days and we really get along very well (koi nazar mat lagana, kala chashma pahen ke padhna)
we all love goin to movie every sunday and enjoy ourself."

Retrieved from my Orkut Profile.

Love is Life. Love is what keeps us all alive...as the saying goes...No Love, No Life; Know Love, Know Life. So...HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Use this day as an excuse to spread extra love & laughter around you (assuming you already do that everyday;)). Hope this day of love brings a lot of love in your lives.

Writing about your emotions can help produce clarity and calm, not just in your relationship, but in other aspects of your life as well. Write down your deepest thoughts about your career, your family, your pets, your dreams for the future -- anything. The simple act of focusing for a few minutes on those important things in your life may help you feel more enthusiastic or positive about them.

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.....

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just Love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed and Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

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A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. She did so without hesitation. The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune. He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime. But, a few days later, he came back to return the stone to the wise woman. "I've been thinking," he said. "I know how valuable this stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even more precious. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me this stone."

Sometimes it's not the wealth you have but what's inside you that others need.

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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .....God.......

Good Wan! (Good One!)!!

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You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on computer. I was shocked to see that this works!

To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the G. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.

Y ou dumb ass You'll believe anythin g

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily,with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of it's own imperfection. And miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.
The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw. So I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house?

Moral : Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life.

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View this video to know all about iPhone.



I'm waiting for it to get launched in India,, so tat I can grab one asap.

bahut pyaar karte hain, tum ko sanam
kasam chahe le lo, khuda ki kasam

humari ghazal hai, tasavur tumhara
tumhari bina ab na jeena gawara

tumhe yunhi chahenge jab tak hain dum

yeh kahan aa gaye hum
yunhi saath saath chalte
teri baahon mein hai jaanam
mere jism-o-jaan pighalte

majboor yeh haalaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
tanhai ki ek raat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
kehne ko bahut kuch hai, magar kisse kahe hum
kab tak yunhi khaamosh rahe aur sahe hum
dil kehta hai duniya ki har ek rasm utha de
deewar jo hum dono mein hai, aaj gira de
kyun dil mein sulagte rahe, logon ko bata de
haan humko mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat
ab dil mein yehi baat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi

jab koi baat bigad jaaye jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz

na koi hai na koi tha zindagi mein tumhaare siva
tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz

ho chaandni jab tak raat deta hai har koi saath
tum magar andheron mein na chhodna mera haath

wafadaari ki vo rasmein nibhayenge hum tum kasmein
ek bhi saans zindagi ki jab tak ho apne bas mein

baahon ke darmiyaan do pyaar mil rahe hain
aasmaan ko bhi yeh haseen raaz hai pasand
uljhi uljhi saanson ki aawaaz hai pasand
moti luta rahi hai saawan ki badliyaan

tere bina zindagi se koyi, shikwa, to nahi

kaash aisa ho tere qadmo se,
chun ke manzil chale aur kahi door kahi

tum gar saath ho, manzilo ki kami to nahi

jee mein aata hai, tere daaman mein,
sar jhuka ke ham rote rahe, rote rahe
teri bhi aankho mein, aansuo ki nami to nahi

tum jo keh do to aaj ki raat,
chaand doobega nahi, raat ko rok lo
raat ki baat hai, aur zindagi baaki to nahi

pal pal dil ke pass tum rehte ho
jeevan meethi pyaas yeh kehte ho

har raat yaadon ki baarat le aaye
mein saans leti hoon, teri khusboo aati hai
ek mehka mehka sa paigham laati hai

mere dil ki dhadkan bhi tere geet gaati hai..

tum sochoge kyun itna mein tumse pyaar karoo
tum samjhoge deewani, mein bhi iqraar karoo
deewano ke yeh baatein, deewane jaante hain
jalne mein kya mazaa hai, parwane jaante hain

hume tum se pyaar kitna, yeh hum nahi jaanate
magar jee nahi sakate, tumhaare bina

suna gum judai ka, uthate hain log
jaane zindagi kaise, bitate hain log
din bhi yahan toh lage, baras ke samaan

tumhe koi aaur dekhe, to jalta hain dil
badi mushkilon se phir, sambhalata hain dil

kya, kya jatan karate hai, tumhe kya pata
yeh dil bekarar kitana, yeh hum nahin jaanate
magar jee nahin sakate, tumhare bina

O mere dil ke chain

aap ka armaan
aap ka naam
mera fasana aur nahi
in jhukti palkon ke siva
mera thikana aur nahi
Chahta hi nahi
aankhon mein koi
dil tumko he chahe toh kya kijiye

yun toh akela hi aksar
gir ke sambhal sakta hoon main
tum jo pakad lo haath mera
duniya badal sakta hoon main
maanga hain tumhe duniye ke liye

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!

We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now,
do u think we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK ?

I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable.
i was supposed to buy it for u.
But then I realised it was my reflection.
so here u go...

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

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I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.
I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.
I wrote ur name on my heart &..
I got a HEART ATTACK!

As you might have noted that I did not post anything on my blog (esperienza) since Aug 2006. The reason being I was kind of busy with my work, family and also working on other new blogs with my dear friend Yogesh.

I will start posting again on my blog from now on. So keep visiting. Until then visit my two new blogs:

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take care
kuldip
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