How to identify different citizens of India?

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and

they start arguing

about who's right.



You are in Kolkata






Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and

a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.


That's "Amchi Mumbai"...

busy place dude...






Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along

& tries to make peace...
The first two get together

& beat him up.


That's Delhi






Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall


That's Ahmedabad .






Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes.

He Writes a software program

to stop the fight....

But the fight doesn't stop

b'cos of a bug in the program.


That's Bangalore .






Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A Guy comes along

and quietly says

that "AMMA" Doesn't Like

all this nonsense.

Peace comes in.


That's Chennai.






Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting..

Both of them take time out

and call their friends on
their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!






Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer

and abusing each other

and all go home as friends.


You are in Goa .






And the best one is here…………





Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes from nearby house.

And says"aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, 

dusarikade jaun bhanda"

( dont fight in front of my place,

go somewhere else and keep fighting)".

That's Pune for sure