Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and

they start arguing

about who's right.



You are in Kolkata






Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and

a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.


That's "Amchi Mumbai"...

busy place dude...






Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along

& tries to make peace...
The first two get together

& beat him up.


That's Delhi






Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall


That's Ahmedabad .






Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes.

He Writes a software program

to stop the fight....

But the fight doesn't stop

b'cos of a bug in the program.


That's Bangalore .






Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A Guy comes along

and quietly says

that "AMMA" Doesn't Like

all this nonsense.

Peace comes in.


That's Chennai.






Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting..

Both of them take time out

and call their friends on
their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!






Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer

and abusing each other

and all go home as friends.


You are in Goa .






And the best one is here…………





Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes from nearby house.

And says"aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, 

dusarikade jaun bhanda"

( dont fight in front of my place,

go somewhere else and keep fighting)".

That's Pune for sure

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “
its about “abbe  teri  galti hai “ 

Friendship is not about “I m there for u  “
its about “kahan marr gaya saale  “ 

Friendship is not about “I understand “
its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“ 

Friendship is not about “I care for u  “
its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “ 

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “
its about “chal party de saale“ 

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“
its about “saalo izzat se dekho, tumhari bhabhi hain “ 
 
Aab dekh kya rahe ho,
comment kar “Kanjoos” 

Here are some photos taken by Pratik (my brother-in-law) while he was in India last year. Really good observations.

No Entry

Your Choice

Sleeping

SandWITCH

Pure Veg

Pure Vage

No Parking Zone

New Media Ad

Moochwali

No Money No Honey

Ladies

Kulfi

Kissa Kursi Ka: The Missing Chair

Hindi or English or Marathi

Hilton

Straight Forward

Gents

Danger

Cow Traffic

Come on Joe

Pratik in New York.

More photos by Pratik at http://picasaweb.google.com/mailpratik

“Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights.”

"Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains."

"Everyone has a point of view but no point."

"A good gift is something that you want. An excellent gift is something that you don't know you need."

“Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights.”

"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life."

"don't be serious, be sincere..."

"hassi bari mehengi ho rakhi hai duniya mein..."

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