Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck
ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,
"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le."
Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya
bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."
Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"
Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"
Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein
lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"
Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."
Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun
aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.
Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"
Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga
us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To
uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar
kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke
tere ko saadi karni padegi."
Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske
paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha
li thee ke?"
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- From no Apps to Apps Stores all the way.
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Scenario 1
and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and
they start arguing
about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and
a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.
That's
busy place dude...
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes along
& tries to make peace...
The first two get together
& beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad .
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes.
He Writes a software program
to stop the fight....
But the fight doesn't stop
b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore .
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along
and quietly says
that "AMMA" Doesn't Like
all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting..
Both of them take time out
and call their friends on
their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer
and abusing each other
and all go home as friends.
You are in Goa .
And the best one is here…………
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house.
And says"aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka,
dusarikade jaun bhanda"
( dont fight in front of my place,
go somewhere else and keep fighting)".
That's Pune for sure