Testimonial for Veeni

 

So here I am, finally able to write a testimonial in front of the whole world (on orkut) for Veeni.  Hmm what to say about Miss Veeniben Ganpatbhai Patel (apart from the fact that she has a really really long name)?? Talking about names… let me share with all that Veeni is also known as Duffus and Dumbo (these names have nothing to do with Veeni's intellect. ;-) Samajdhar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai.)

Now that we have cleared the misconception about Veeni, let me tell what she actually is. Hmm… well she's currently pursuing a MBA degree, so why not do a Personal SWOT Analysis of Veeni??

Personal SWOT Analysis of VP by KG:

S – Strengths: She is a loving, caring and giving person. Her reading and writing skills are her important strengths. She is mad about Cricket. She follows Indian Politics.

W – Weaknesses: She asks Billions of irrelevant questions. She is Lazy. She is not a perfectionist. She does not abide by deadlines or goals.

O – Opportunities: She is a positive person. She is currently pursuing MBA, so she has a good opportunity to work in the future (earn money for me.) She is a hard worker.

T – Threats: She is short tempered. She is a bad cook. She cannot drive a car properly.

Whatever crap (truth) I have mentioned above is all irrelevant, because all that matters at the end of the day is that I, KULDIP, LOVE VEENI and SHE LOVES ME (i guess). Can't wait to get married to her and spend the rest of my life with her. (As if I have a choice, what else I can do, Im already engaged to her. Haha.)

I Love You, Veeni.
Kuldip.

PS: The above testimonial is published on Veeni’s Profile on Orkut.