1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…
2.You know i am not drunk...
3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga…
5. Tu bura mat manana bhai…

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…

11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…
13. Baap ko mat Sikha.
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..
20. Main peeta nahin hoon...


They are actually safe only for a one time use only.
Click on the above image to find out y?
Please save yourself....

1)What is the cube of 13?
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

8) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

Here is the testimonial my friend Amit Dugar wrote for me:

"the khan bhai of our grp in school....a computer genius...a part of the whiz trio in school----yogesh, vivek and this guy.....a gentle natured person.....a cool person also.....as far as i know this man has a penchant for photography also.....
is multi talented....
way to go dear."

Retrieved from my Orkut Profile.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.

Need grain?
Eat chicken.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoabeans ... another vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had About food and diets..........

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Gagan Awasti (Netaji)

Sachin Bansal (Laziest & Busiest Businessman)

Vineet Garg/Agarwal (Too much tensed abt his 34wheeled truck)

Nitin Garg (Microsoft dude)

Shiv Prasad (No Photos please)

Yogesh Goel (Lower the volume please)

God !! Again

Ritiesh Ganeriwal (MS guy)



Amit Goel (Bangalore dude)