Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just
a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had done.
In the movies of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes from his movies :-
1.) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant
is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his
ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live
Rajnikant !
2.) In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant
has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he
does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3.) Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations............
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
"Bang"..........the gangster dies.
This was too much for Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided
to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and
thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on
the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even
if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally
use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton Dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)
Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the
air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the
second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun
fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide !!!

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