Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,

Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes
a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the
board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on
platform?

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